The Cutest Songs Ever!!

(Verse) The first time i saw you, you were all alone.
You had no one to talk to, you had no one to love.
then i came up to you oh baby...
(Chorus) Knowing you Knowing you Knowing you
was the greatest part of my life
but sometimes when i think about you, i feel blue
Knowing you
(Verse) The first time you saw me, i was all alone.
i had no one to talk to, i had no one to love (to love)
then you came up to me and said let's go to the prom
you can be the prom queen...oh baby
(Chorus)
The song was written by Alli Holdaway at age 7

(Verse) There's a boy in my class who gets made fun of a lot cuz he is very different
he speaks Chinese and he eats all his peas and he smells like cheese and crackers
one day he was sick and tired of all their mean remarks, soooo he barks...
(Chorus) Die and burn to ashes. watch as your time passes. Die and burn to ashes!
Cuz you made fun of me!!!
(Verse) There's a girl in my class who gets made fun of a lot cuz she is very different
she's kinda fat and she wears a stupid hat and she brings her pet rat to school
one day she was sick and tired of all their mean remarks, soooo she barks...
(Chorus)
So this different guy and this different girl got together to make a plan
they talked all day and they talked all night, how were they ever gonna make things right?
Finally they made a plan. everyone was gonna...
(Chorus but instead of me say us)
The next day everyone died!
They came alive there were zombies on the earth, they trampled over fat girl and chinese.
I can't remember the rest of the song...
This song was written by Andra, Alli, and Presli Holdaway at about age 8 or 9

Guys

he is very Charming and says all the right things...
he makes an effort to talk to me
he compliments me and is a lot of fun to be around.

he's Annoying and gets on my nerves...
he is really nice to me when he wants to be but we get mad at each other a lot
he doesn't talk to me unless he wants to and tries to make me jealous

he's Funny and easy to talk to...
he listens and is sometimes mean to me in a nice way
he is a very good friend and is always friendly

he's Obsessive and wants to talk to me all of the time...
he asks me the same questions all of the time
he is a very nice and sensitive guy

he's Different and we have nothing in common...
he talks kind of loud and tries to be my "type
he is very kind and tries to make me feel comfortable

he's Positive and has a contagious laugh...
he has great manners and there are never awkward turtles
he likes to have a good time and is always happy

So which one should it be? Charming, Annoying, Funny, Obsessive, Different, or Positive? I think boys are all kind of odd in their own ways! That's why we just call them all Guys!

That's So Raven

So everyone knows Raven is pretty much The Best Show on tv, but lately they haven't been playing it much ever since Hannah Montana:( came around. Here are some of the funniest things Raven and the cast has said:)

• So many shoes but only two feet. I wish i could buy every pair that i meet.
• Normal ain't cool...Normal ain't cool...(Boys) hey you just made that up. (Raven) Ok ya got me.
• Ever since the day i was born, my mother fed us sweet yellow corn. And so i nibbet and eat up all the cob soak it with butter, even a glob. And even in my teeth it was a stickiiiin OH! my love is burned for my mom's deep fried...Chicken Chicken Chicken! oh did i say chicken i meant celery. My mom's deep fried Celery:)
• Well every body...what happened between me and the boys, stays between me and they boys.
• Snack Time is OVER!!
• This is all, your fault...hissssssss!
• (Cory)Please sister dearest he'll never make it through the winter can he just have one marshmellow? (Raven)Fine, but only if he can catch it...with his mouth! haha i'm such a bossy boose.
• (Eddie)The Boys in Motion! nick nack patty whack
• I was like huh hu and she was like huh huh and i was like...
• Quit your blubberin Applebomb you are a disgrace get outta here! i ain't playin with you
• Ya Nasty!
• The Original Extreme!
• They are up...in Canada. I mean once you've broken every bone in your body...you've done it all!
• (Raven)The three muskateers, (Eddie)the three amigos (Chelsea) Yeah the three blind mice! well that wasn't really far cuz you guys took all the good ones.
• All the parents in the house say hey ho!
• That darn Cory!
• (Chelsea) Ray why don't we have any nicknames..(Raven) Ok biscuithead
• The good news is we finished the project, the bad news is, we have to burn the couch.
• Oh Snap!

Obviously That's So Raven is a very funny show! I think that need to get rid of Hannah Montana and keep playing Raven. LONG LIVE RAVEN!!

Why?

• Why is a question asked by all ages...
• Why is the sky blue?
• Why do kitties say meow?
• Why do i have to go to bed?
• Why is it raining?
• Why do i have to go to school tomorrow?
• Why do i have so much homework?
• Why are cookies yummy?
• Why do i have to eat my vegetables?
• Why doesn't Santa go to some of the children in Africa?
• Why doesn't he like me?
• Why do i have to clean the house?
• Why do we get sick?
• Why do i care what other people think of me?
• Why did i have so many kids?
• Why does he ignore me?

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Some have answers that we might never find out:)

Ode to Charli

I guess today is just a day to think about my dear sister Charli. She has a fairly large vocabulary for a one year old that she uses in her simple everyday actvities. Here are some of her favorite words...

• Al or Alli
• Mom
• Dad
• Anja
• Jos
• Da-Maci
• Chari
• Kitty
• Sof Sof
• Ba Ba
• Cracker
• Cookie
• Hee ya
• All animals...pig is a large suck in of breath:) haha ask me and i'll demonstrate:)
• Caca-necklace

She is a very gifted girl. She also can...

• hiss when we ask what Alli says
• dance
• Sing Laaaa
• Do the splits
• Spin in a very fast circle
• Play the piano
• She can put on any pair of shoes
• She can jump onto a bean bag

I just love my little sister and we are very close. One day maybe she will be as cool as her older sister Alli:)

Why i shouldn't have kids for a very long time

Tears wouldn't stop streaming down my face as i stared at the ceiling in my little sister's room. It was 3 in the morning and my sister was bawling. I had been trying to put her back to sleep but she kept crying and crying. Why won't she take her bottle? Why won't she just go back to sleep? I had held her in my arms every different way that i knew but the little angel just wouldn't go back to sleep. That is when i just gave up and layed on the ground and we cried together. I think we both cried ourselves to sleep, but after ten minutes, she woke up again. I asked my other sister to take her for a while because i had only gotten 2 hours of sleep and i was going crazy. My next turn was at 4:30 and finally my dear sister fell asleep. She slept in my bed and took up most of the room, but at least she was asleep. It was too bad that i had church the next day becuase i had to get up at 7. That is why i am not having kids for a very long time.

Weird Disney Names:)

Who makes up the names for Disney Villians? Where did Cruella Deville and Mordred of the King Arthur legends come from? Here are more weird Disney villians names you might not have thought were weird at first:

• Ratcliffe-Pocahontas
• Medusa-Rescuers
• Shan Yu-Mulan
• Madam Mim-The Sword and the Stone
• Rasbuten-Anastasia
• Frollo-Hunchback of Notre Dame

These are all weird names of villians in 6 famous Disney movies.

Good people also have some weird names. Here are 6 weird good guys/gals names:

• Chim Po-Mulan
• Mufasa-The Lion King
• Cogsworth-The clock on Beauty and the Beast
• Philatetes-Hercules
• Odette-The Swan Princess
• Thumbelina-Thumbelina

The Three Little Pigs

Hello everyone, I am Walter Wolf, my friends call me Wally. I'm here to tell my story of the three little pigs. They make me sound like an ignorant animal who doesn't care if they ruin someone's house. Well this is how my story starts,
I was taking my daily walk around the forest, because I believe physical fitness is very important, when I noticed three fat pigs just sitting on the ground. I said to myself, I wonder why they don't participate in physical activity. Since I'm not one to criticize others, I kept that to myself. Instead, I went up to the lazy pigs and said, "Excuse me friends, do ye not have a place to stay?"
The fattest one, who acted like the leader, said, "What's it to ya?"
I was shocked at his ignorance. "Well I don't want anyone to be uncomfortable, so if you need my help I would be happy to help you build some houses."
"Yeah go ahead make us three houses that are at least 1500 square feet."
"Ok I'll start now if you guys want to help," I agreed.
All three pigs started snorting and laughing. "No you make it," the leader said.
So I got to work. I started with the littlest pig's first because he wanted his made of straw. I worked on his house for three hours and finally it was done. Next I started working on the middle pig's house. His stick house took about five hours because he wanted two floors. Then I started on the leader's house. He wanted brick so it took me two days before I completed his house. Exhausted, I went to the pigs and told them the houses were done. The first pig looked at his house and said, "That looks horrible." He then got a match and set all of my hard work on fire. He was lucky I had been seeing a psychiatrist. The next pig looked at his house and said, "That looks like crap." He too set the house on fire. I started doing my exercises to control my temper so I wouldn't hurt my new friends.
I was a little nervous when the leader took a look at his house. His exact words were, "I could build a house better than you stupid wolf." That did it, and I admit it, I lost it. I started chasing them. What else was I supposed to do? They all ran into the leader's house. I started banging on the door, but then I remembered some words my mother always used to say to me, "Count to ten." I started counting and soon was calm enough to walk away. Later that day I was called to court for destroying the pigs' houses. Luckily, I just got a warning and was sent on my way. Those pigs say I was the bad guy when really, I was taken advantage of because of my kind, serving spirit.

The Thoughts and Actions of Someone Picking their Nose

• Someone wiser than me once said, "Everyone picks their nose once in their lives, some are just better at hiding it than others."

Have you ever wondered what someone is thinking when they are about to pick a large booger out of their nose? It's an awkward stage in life, but once in a while you have to pick one that just won't come out with a kleenex.

The first thought would probably be "Achoo Achoo. Oh there is a bat in the cave that is tickling the walls."

The next would be: "Well I don't really want to go up in the middle of class, so I'll just try to get it." This is when you look around to make sure no one is watching the crime you are about to commit. "Good no one is looking." Then you bring you arms up to your face so you look like you are just resting your bored head. This is a distraction so no one knows your one little finger is going digging...for gold.

Oh great! Someone just looked at you. This is when you hurry and snap your finger out of your nose and you smile. Then you start making sure the coast is clear again. Ok you have to be faster this time. You go in "the position", reach up and hurrah hurrah you got it! The question is, "now what do i do with it?"