Bad Guy Gone Good

Hello I am the step-mother on Cinderella. Everyone thinks of me as the evil step mother but i have my reasons for being a little selfish. You see i married Cinderella's father because i was in love, everyone thought it was for the money, but it wasn't. It grieves me so that some people think so ill of me. Anyway, after he died, i was heartbroken. I wanted all three of my girls to have the best lives imaginable, but Cinderella was quite the snob. She said, "Stepmother, i want nothing to do with you." So i thought fine, you can clean if you have that attitude. So she did. Everyday i told her, "Oh you don't have to do that." But she always says, "Leave me alone!" then i go and cry because i love her so much. So one day her dog attacked my cat Lucifer, she named it that by the way." She didn't even try to stop him, and poor Lucifer got hurt. Cinderella also had mice as friends. Nobody wants mice in their home, and i just thought it was rude that she feed them and let them roam where they pleased. It wasn't even her house. One day i was singing with my girls, they aren't very good singers, and i heard a knock on the door. Cinderella got it and tried to hide what the messenger brought for me. With my fast skills i got it and found out that they were having a ball. I offered to buy her a dress but she declined my offer with a snort. So she made herself a dress with all of my girls' things and she didn't even ask. I told her to take them off, but she had a fit and ripped up her new dress. We couldn't wait any longer so we left. After she accidently locked herself in her room and blamed it on me. Oh well she married the prince anyway, i'm just glad she's gone.

10 things your can do with your lips/mouth

"It takes 64 muscles of the face to make a frown, and only thirteen to make a smile. Why work overtime?"
-Old Saying

"The best way to wake up with a smile on your face is to go to bed with one already there."

-Richard C. Miller

"Smiling is the second best thing you can do with your mouth."

-Bumper Sticker

1. Smile
2. Kiss
3. Gangster Face


4. Eat
5. Bite an Enemy
6. Cheer for someone
7. Talk
8. Frown
9. Keep air from coming out
10. Laughing!

"Laughter is the sunshine; it chases winter away from the human face."

7 signs not to go on a Second Date!

So a guy asks you out here are some signs that one date is enough...

1. If he does any gross bodily functions (picks his nose, farts, burps, scratches his armpit or somewhere else)
2. He texts other people while your with him! (so rude)
3. He tries to kiss you
4. He ignores you if your doubling with someone
5. He doesn't open ANY doors for you (i know we can get out ourselves but its polite)
6. He talks about his ex-girlfriend the whole time
7. He tells you in front of everyone that something is wrong with you (your zipper is undone, you have a booger in your nose, you smell weird, you eat like a horse)

I think if a guy ever does this its a Never again!!!

Attitude

you think you don't want to do it

you think you can't make it

you don't want to be there

then you feel weak and lose...

then you change

you know you want this win

you know you can do it

you want to be there

then you are strong and win...

2008 4 by 400 State Champions!!

The Holdaway Ghost!!!!!!!

The Holdaway Ghost is a little person who roams around our house and does little tricks and such...These are some of the little deeds the "Ghost did"

• Wiping not just one booger on our walls. One in our bedroom and one in the living room
• They riped my scriptures
• They stole the keys to the camper so we couldn't go camping
• Wiped chocolate on my mirror
• They broke one of the candles and got us all in trouble for not confessing

So are you wondering who ended up being the Holdaway Ghost? They are more than one person they are...

• Josie Holdaway
• Taylor Holdaway
• Jordi Holdaway
• Crue Holdaway

Notice that most of these youngsters are not my siblings. They are my dear cousins that get me in trouble a lot of the time. But i still love them dearly, luckily i think the Holdaway Ghost has died for the time being...Until Charli gets older:/

My Date with A College Guy

"I got you a date with this college guy." These are the words i read in the text my sister sent me on wednesday. Sweet this will be fun i thought. I was wrong. First they picked me up and he was laughing at nothing. Then he told me what we would be doing for that night. Me and Andra would be acting as their girlfriends from California. Our names would be Cierra and Angel. This, they thought, would be an extremely funny April Fool's joke. So we were on our way there and my date Chris said, "Let's ride this cop." then he laughed his odd laugh. "Then us and our girlfriends would go to jail." I thought i am Not your girlfriend. Then he told me about his fasinating job as manager for his high school volleyball team. Then we got to the place and he told all of his friends that we were their girlfriends. Then we watched the Furious Five aka sequel to Kong Fu Panda and he quothed THE WHOLE movie. He also asked me if he could put his arm around me and acted like we weren't just pretending. Then he told all of his friends that me and him did it!!!! EW!!!!! then he did a stupid Kong Fu Panda dance. The only good thing i got was icecream and i can say i dated a college guy:)

Our Cats!

Cats are not my favorite animal. They rub on you and just lay around so i just don't like them. Last summer, we got some great news! Our two cats were pregnant! oh joy. One day my sister and i were just chilling outside when i happened to notice our cats bum. it had red blood all over it and my sister was petting it! Gross! lick your bottom! So i grabbed Charli and washed her hands and set out to find the kittens. i found them, but i was NOT going to touch the little premature things, so i ordered Josie to: and she did:) haha About a week after i casually walked out our front door, when i saw our cat in our flower pot giving birth to her cats...well that was thoughtful. Could the cat not go somewhere private? I mean giving birth is kind of sacred. So again i commanded Josie to move them elsewhere and she did. Now we have 12 cats!! Now they are grown and 4 have died, but no worries our cats are pregnant...AGAIN!!!